Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Parallelism : Double Universe : Black Eric

I have a theory. You probably believe in the same theory, but haven't had the guts to disclose it because it could potentially cause social explosions. The theory is that everyone has an exact replica of themselves somewhere else on the globe.

For example, I am a twin. I was lucky enough to find my replica just seconds after I was born. Many other people are highly unfortunate because they may never get to meet the "New York Version" of themselves.

Last night I saw someone on the subway that walked, dressed and pondered exactly like my old roommate/cousin. I called him, Black Eric. Before this moment, I thought parallelism only existed in-race,  but this guy was black and my old roommate was white.

If you know Eric Sumsion, then you will laugh for twenty minutes when looking at the picture below:


From the bow tie to the nice shoes, this guy is the Black Version of Eric Sumsion.

Since coming to New York I have seen loads of "New York Versions" of my friends. I have never had the time and capability to sneak a picture. 

Friday, May 10, 2013

When times are tough

I had a deep realization this morning. Every time things get really tough and I'd love to throw in the towel, I picture the last turn of my marathon last summer. At that moment I have to decide, am I going to walk across the finish line or am I going to do what I did last summer and dance across the finish line?

Unfortunately I have only had this image appear in my mind twice this week. Both times were on the treadmill on the top floor of a very tall building in New York City.

That being said, I have now had 7 interviews in The Big Apple. All interviews were "good". Each interview ended with an extremely convenient "we'll get back to ya".

On average, I check my email every two minutes (that's factoring in my 7 hours of sleep every night).

Still single, still unemployed, and still can't wait to make it big.

Just checkin' in.
-Clint

PS, before selling everything, I graduated from BYU


this is actually Corey's yellow tassel. I'm a proud owner of a white one.